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Sarah Rumpf

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Native Floridian ☀️ Coffee aficionado ☕️ UF/UF Law alumna 🐊 Contributing Editor at Mediaite 📺 Freelance writer 💻 Aspiring pâtissière 🍰
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bringing back this classic lament from El Arroyo
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latest batch of macarons aka World’s Most Fun Science Experiment™️ aka how I cope with the unceasing drudgery of Election 2024… chocolate hazelnut shell, chocolate hazelnut cream cheese + raspberry jam filling, and dark chocolate drizzle on top
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latest batch of macarons aka World’s Most Fun Science Experiment™️ aka how I cope with the unceasing drudgery of Election 2024… chocolate hazelnut shell, chocolate hazelnut cream cheese + raspberry jam filling, and dark chocolate drizzle on top
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the kids are alright…niece ordered one of those giant parachutes from Amazon for her birthday party. She’s 15. apparently today’s high school kids also played this in elementary school and have a similar level of nostalgia about it as Gen Xers do. 🥰
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made a new little friend at the beach today 🦀 ☀️ #florida #stuart #beach
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#QuesoTheCat may have reached peak #ififitsisits today. He decided he wanted this little basket, knocked it off a table, and proceeded to squish himself into it. He’s happy and purring very loudly.
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Couldn’t find #QuesoTheCat. He was being very stealthy — quiet, cozy, and camouflaged in this basket Mom made for me. 🧺 🐈 #cats #catsofinstagram #orangecat #tabbycat #rescuecat #adoptacat #orangecatonebraincell
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today in Bonkers Stuff the Algorithm Tried to Get Me to Buy on Amazon, we have a delightfully weird cow ottoman 🐮 it’s nearly $75 so I'm gonna pass, but you can file this under "if I win the lottery, I won’t tell but there will be signs" amzn.to/4bkBrp4 (affiliate link)
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🎵 Tell me I’m despicable, say it’s unforgivable What a crash, what a rush, f— me up, Florida It’s one hell of a drug It’s one hell of a drug 🎶 more trouble for the #FloridaMan congressman... House Ethics has his Venmo records & witnesses are talking... www.mediaite.com/news/house-e...
House Ethics Committee Interviews Woman Who Claims Matt Gaetz Paid Her For Sex: Reportwww.mediaite.com The House Ethics Committee continues to be a headache for Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) that he just can't shake, with investigators subpoenaing his Venmo records and interviewing "numerous women" who were w...
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