Ryan
Upstairs neighbor, please go back to work so I can blast some prog rock.
Still randomly exclaiming, "The Phillllls."
The amount of Phillies content I can consume today may well be limitless. I love this team.
The Braves simply don't have what it takes to win in Philadelphia in October.
Ala Switzer, but doubly today: let's hope the better team doesn't win. Boomer Sooner! Go Phils!
I love talking to strangers.
I just want to watch the Cowboys in the privacy (safety) of my Airbnb.
I'm in Philadelphia and the Virgin Islands Water and Power Authority is still managing to fuck with me.
The slice shop is playing Tommy in its entirety. I knew this was the right thing to do.
Atlanta is cute, but it's time to head to the greatest city in America.
Major champion Coco Gauff
Driving in Atlanta is just an absolute joy, I love it.
Lee was a tropical storm at 11am yesterday. It's a category 4 hurricane right now and it will be a category 5 tomorrow. The rapid intensification is absolutely bonkers.
Flex by Mad Cobra on the office Sonos...absolutely work appropriate.
Paneer tikka with saag gravy. This was so, so good.
I bought naan at the grocery store but now I'm in the mood to make naan so it's going on the freezer. This is so very typically me.
I always forget about the Tarrus Riley cover of Human Nature. I'm usually of the mindset that only MJ can do MJ but Tarrus really brought it.
We are about to have five named storms in the Atlantic at the same time. Great stuff.
I don't know why Olivia Amato is so determined to murder me.
Honestly this scheduled power outage is a blessing.
I'm so obsessed with (Spanish style) salsa verde.
Upstairs neighbor, to whom I lovingly refer as Q Anon Bob, does not appear to be home. Is another night of aggressively loud prog rock in order?
Spoken like a true self-hating Philadelphia sports fan.
Dropped in on my parents unannounced. Honestly, there may not be a more entertaining happy hour on St. Thomas.
Let's stop shooting up the carnival parade.
Just realized I have to redo everything I did on Monday.
