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Coworker tried to teach me how to drive stick shift during our lunch break and I managed to accidentally kill 42 people that’s not bad numbers for a first timer Tried to mention that but he couldn’t hear me over the screaming Wow, that's quite a record! Usually driving instructors aim for 25 or less on the first try. What can I say, I’m an overachiever Congrats! That's gotta be a high score I learned from an exotic dancer. Does she still give lessons? 4-on-the-floor is my vehicle theft security system 🚐 Only 42?
Try again tomorrow. 
