What I'm reading now, updated: The Arden Shakespeare - Hamlet. The 2015 edition copy I borrowed from the local library is so new it looks like I'm the very first person to borrow it. Also, at 660 pages it is an absolute door stopper of a book.
An item in the restaurant's menu was "Burger and Fries". When I ordered it, the waiter asked me what kind of side dish I want. I said soup. When my order arrived, it was a burger and soup. No fries. I expected a burger, fries AND a soup. I was confused. Maybe the error is mine.