sandcrab

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low wind + fireworks==extremely low air quality in twin cities metro. check your area at map.purpleair.com

There is a plant that grows.

ancient god of 12 hour rains i call on you..☔🛐

had a dream it was first day on job at recycling center (which was in middle of national forest campground, lots of ponderosas). was sorting next to someone with experience and we got to my house's recycling which was not clean/incorrect materials and it all got thrown in trash. i kept quiet

the joyless 6pm firework

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did not realize how crispy virginia and carolinas have been getting this past month

biden asks governors for additional 15g of dietary fiber a day and "someone to press on his belly every once in a while"

State-run sedative dispensers will be FREE until 2am tomorrow morning.

for thousands of years humans have been healed by tubers 🥔🍠

bluesky has not solved and has possibly made worse the "pictures, videos, and gifs are huge" issue

me and the other rowdy boys hooting and hollering and cracking beers as we light our lanterns

july 4th is a holiday i would actually watch a regular season NFL game

if you have to get your recurring day of Fear out of the way, July 4th is a great choice

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Seeing Susan Sarandon reminded me of a guy replying to her years ago “you still rock a set of hoots”

My life a movie (Jones 1992, Xi et al. 2021)

if i am reborn as an ungulate please eat the flies that land on me

all of the accounts that tweet a little too much standing at the edge of the forest with big smiles saying it's fine, join us

they're always coming out with new thickeners and emulsifiers...gotta hand it to them

i am going to make a cyberpunk tour of Fargo

the first step towards a post-hole society

sam altman clearly on something "do you remember the guy who sat at your table in high school who never talked? none of your friends really knew him but he was quiet and grunted at jokes sometimes. *he lives in your phone now.* that's chatgpt-5. wow"

to prove his fitness for office Joe Biden has agreed to run 2024's 135 mile Badwater Ultramarathon taking place in 3 weeks

you have been drawn into a vortex 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀 of tired but relentless 30s and 40s something women

was walking few months ago and there was 1 tom 4 hens in a group wandering streets. traffic both ways stopped, then the tom got mad at one of the cars and walked up to it and cawed and raised its wings. the driver (mid 20s guy) got out of the car and ran after the turkey and shouted. ancient grudge

oven preheating in a sweltering kitchen, sisyphus mixing canned tuna into rotini

someone just called my references before following me

merchant showing you his exotic wares: here we have onion, 'the bulbous vegetable.'

had a fridge-defrag salad. acceptable nutrition

harsh positive ions blowing in from the south..very bad pre-4th energies