He Might Be Chris

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Infrequent cultural heckler/skeptic/Taco lover/Dork. considering the pronouns it/it’s. “The trust is where the sculptor’s chisel chipped away the lies”

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God damn, the Love is Blind reunion is so boring.

The world is now a poorer place without this maniac.

Mojo Nixon, ‘Elvis Is Everywhere’ Singer, Dies While on Country Music Cruisevariety.com Mojo Nixon, best known for his 1987 novelty hit 'Elvis Is Everywhere,' died after a performance on the Outlaw Country Cruise. He was 66.

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Phone is not even 8 months old and the battery is already down to 55% at 10 in the morning. I used to go home with that when I bought it.

Future me better go to the gym because I just busted out five nights of dinners in three hours to give me time.

Coworker-“Snow sucks, but we don’t have hurricanes, big bugs, or alligators.” Me-“right!” CW-“or illegal immigrants.” Yes, I work with a lot of pieces of shit.

It’s funny how not far off this is from the real dude.

Ethan Merry on Instagramwww.instagram.com 59K likes, 317 comments - thecultlord on December 31, 2023

Me: “Who’s the mullet?” Manager: “An engineer I think. I don’t know much about him. He went to school with Kyle and builds bombs in his basement.” Me:

🎵This pee is asparagus This pee is asparaguuuuuus Aaaaspareeeeeeguuus🎶

Yes, my love, I have my earbuds in all the time… …that’s because I don’t need to hear your insta reels at full volume.

Rewatching Better Off Dead (top 5 movie) and finally found I’m not crazy. There was a chololate Crunchberries but they were “Coco Crunch” Thanks Badger Meyers.

Had Raising Caines for the first time time in 20 years. Then realized, “holy shit it’s been 20 years!”

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