Chuck Taggart, Private Eye: Just my luck you end up fabulously rich, but as a nun who has taken a vow of poverty. George Spiggott: “You didn’t specify the sex.“

The man eats poorly, he's old and he's constantly angry. How he hasn't had a major noncovid health scare yet is beyond me

Let me find that antique lamp with a genie in it. I only have one wish, he or she can keep the other two. (Okay, world peace and everyone be kind and stop being shitty to each other for the other two.)

Can you wish for me to be rich in a non monkeys paw way?

The wording is going to be extremely tricky.

Just my luck you end up fabulously rich, but as a nun who has taken a vow of poverty. George Spiggott: “You didn’t specify the sex.“

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