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LOVE IT Starter Villain is bookstore cat approved @scalzi.com
I dunno, that face does not scream "approval".
Uh oh now I have their attention
Trust me when I say that Sammy's fur sheds like cottonwood fluff and it will fly great distances
Would Sammy accept a bribe, do you think, to turn those death eyes elsewhere?
My self is full of regret. And soon, I fear, cat claws.
It's a cat. What do you want, jazz paws? 😹
I realize it's a lot to ask, but maybe *try* not to look like they're contemplating murder?
Look, he's a lap sized predator and he lives in the house. He's got a lot of time to think, and not much else to kill.
Of course it's feline approved. How else are they gonna convince us the "cat distribution system" isn't a scheme to get feline eyes in every corner of the world to monitor us
"Meet the new boss"
"Same as the old boss"
