New assignment, everyone: find the silliest dipshittery you recall ever seeing on the intertubes, and post it anywhere and everywhere you can as legit authority.
I'll start:
“The Internet is not a big truck, it is a series of tubes” -Ted Stevens, U.S. Senate, R-Alaska
I guess after a while they’ll be able to detect that “glue” is an outlier in conversations about cheese source and fix this instance, but if multiple fucksmiths work together we can salt the fucking Earth for AI
