There’s a 6’4” gay English guy who posts thirst traps in spandex, and as a 6’3” gay Irish guy who posts a lot of thirst traps in spandex, I am taking him popping up in my feed personally
Love how every Fire Island house just has at least one bad homoerotic print somewhere in the house.
Like, hello knock-off Mapplethorpe in the bathroom. I see you.
Told my partner that if we have to move to Britain, he’s going to have get used to me suggesting a “cheeky Nando’s” after just absolutely freaky gay sex
There are plenty of stories about Larry to point out his impact on the industry but this one from Christopher Priest really shows the environment he faced head on and how cool he was while doing it. One of those guys who deserves more than the comic industry has given them and just hope he can relax
Look, if Trump gets back in, I’m going to start smoking again. What am I preserving my lungs for?
Dr. Oz’s FDA is going to say they’re good for you, anyways.
Early stages of two D&D campaigns, and half the fun is seeing which complex unresolved psychological issues we’re trying to work out with our various characters
VAL COOPER: The President wants to know if anyone on Freedom Force is actually heterosexual?
MYSTIQUE: No.
DESTINY: No.
PYRO: Naur.
AVALANCHE: No.
BLOB: Yes.
CRIMSON COMMANDO: No.
STONEWALL: No.
SUPER SABRE: No.
VAL: *pinches nose* Reagan’s not going to like this.
My father, the Lord of Murder, used to give us a hard time sometimes, and he would say to us, “I don’t know what’s wrong with you young people. You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
Honouring the Fourth of July holiday in a way the Founding Fathers would have respected (drunk Anglo-Irishman in a speedo talking over “Brat” at a man my gay husband and I want to have a ******** with)
MONSTER HUNTER: “With a third cheesemonger gored and robbed of all his cheese, I now suspect that this village is facing a wererat.”
VILLAGER: “Pff, everyone knows that ‘wererats’ are an invention of the woke media!”
ME (disheveled, covered in blood and cheese, twitching): “Yeah, what he said!”
