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i know you should never trust how you feel about your life after 3am but 5am me is kinda making some great points

hey LIBAREL… i found where u went 2 scho*l 😎👎

how do i find people hang out with i feel lonely

considering all the drama in this corner of the sky im a drama free account so follow me 😎

me and who!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the only time i ever had any sort of hallucination at all that i can remember was a *clear as day* hypnagogic hallucination of a bababooey sound effect i have never had any sort of hallucinations whatsoever besides that

Apparently youtubes my mix playlist has an end to it that you can reach

if the only answer you can give when asked "what do you do for a living" is something along the lines of "I oversee onboarding and leverage synergies" then your job is fake and i hate you

shoegaze fans be like

cowboy in a universe where the letter H isnt invented yet: audi

The survivors of the titanic throw a party to celebrate their miraculous survival of one of the most deadly accidents in history. Then, a group of icebergs show up and start asking where their party is. That's what straight people asking for their own month sound like.

if i fix my sleep schedule means i wont be able to draw shit like this at 3am anymore

its june month time to suck some DIKC

HOLY SHIIIIT

people conflating availability with not having plans and trying to get me to do stuff on my off day make me wanna just

can someone fact check this

Google chrome is so funny like you wanna search for something buddy? Surprise now the portal 2 fact core is at the top of every search and you cant turn it off lol

genshin impact is gods cruelest trick on me the characters are so cute and kissable and the environments are so pretty but the game sucks so much ass

MY FUCKING BROWSER BUGGED AND EVERYTHING TURNED BLACK AND OUT OF ALL VIDEOS TO NOT BE AFFECTED BY IT

lady gaga's fashion designer revealed to be @slimyswampghost.bsky.social

me when someone calls me a faggot online

why do people see stuff and say its "giving" like they see a cool dress and go "omg its giving" giving what? giving me a migraine is what youre doin. piece a shit

you did this

theres dms now so naturally i immediately open them because attention yes

hello? based department? we got a code red

would u still love me if i was ouppy

the big screens above the bowling alley i’m at don’t match the music that’s playing so now 50 cent is singing “i kissed a girl and i liked it”

they should enforce this