On Independence Day, I'd like to declare my independence from all the fucking pundits.
Who thought their existence was a good idea in the first fucking place?
I will listen to two types of people and have very few questions:
1) those that are obviously much smarter than me AND experts in their chosen field AND without an obvious agenda
2) jaw-dropping gorgeous women (respectfully)
I’ve seen neither of these on cable news, time to change the channel.
