Seth Pollack

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[chewing slowly and deliberately on stick of kerrygold butter] so it’s come to this.

There are two types of families in the world. One of them would survive (enjoy?) international travel together

Bummed I missed this

I can’t keep getting this combination of texts at this pace

Keir Starmer has been named Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Biden [munching block of kerrygold butter]: Hot damn! We do that? Jeff Zients: Yes. And we need to keep doing it

My landlord just called me to ask why last month’s water bill is so high. (No idea.) Then he said two women were spotted leaving my building. If you are the women who broke into my building to run the water, my landlord John WILL bring you to justice

A cat sprawled across a dining room table just after the dinner plates have been cleared

Outside the bookstore overhearing the most Going To Be Divorced couple of all time. Never heard a 3-year-old say “daddy take a deep breath” before

Biden, Chevron, presidential immunity, AND the new Hellboy trailer looks like dog shit

I’m in a south Brooklyn jewelry shop and all manner of Uncut Gems stuff is happening here

My band is called Thrift Jorts

My neighbor just walked by wearing a shirt that says “COPS LIE” in letters so big God can read it from Neptune

Is Huberman Lab mostly stuff that’s true and useful, mostly true but silly, or really fluffy and best avoided?

Dating apps teach you two things: That thing about otters and that thing about figs and wasps

The “close door” button in elevators should give you a mild electric shock. Take a beat

They’re calling it “baecation.” And what they do on it may sicken you

Who needs Duolingo?

Did a fish write this?

I love him but he’s becoming a single issue voter

At the coffeeshop sitting next to someone with an IBM ThinkPad. She could buy me and sell me

Another day having my life changed by a cemita

Here’s me

Got a notification that my boss from 6 years ago who I haven’t spoken to since then is now on Strava. Let’s see who’s fast

There’s no reason for there to be TWO Guillermo del Toro adaptations of Hellboy. Didn’t have to happen. We got so lucky then and didn’t even appreciate it

My friend started dating a guy named Seth and brought it up like it was no big deal. I am Seth monogamous. If you’re seeing another Seth I need to know

There’s a highly generic street fair near my office and the construction workers have been eating gyro sandwiches since 9:30AM

Saddest bar of all time is Big Sean volunteering “my grandma just died I’m the man of the house”

“Here comes trouble!” “There he is!” “Guess they’ll let anyone in here!” —Bolsonaro being admitted to the hospital

Jair Bolsonaro, que fez Manaus sufocar na pandemia, agora está internado em hospital da cidade

Jair Bolsonaro, que fez Manaus sufocar na pandemia, agora está internado em hospital da cidaderevistaforum.com.br O ex-presidente inelegível recebe antibióticos para tratar seu quadro de erisipela e aguarda alta médica

Dan Goldman and John Fetterman are different in several ways but they would both fail the Voight-Kampff test