Seth Rosenthal

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ready to admit I love the feeling of hot car-boiled Purell on my hands

here you go

my friend’s toddler quietly has a sick vintage Eddie Jones figurine

zooted on the roof eating POTATOES

doing a three-hour drive by myself this afternoon. that's when Biden's gonna drop out and the Knicks are gonna make a trade

<3 Kemba

purchasing subaru parts on the WORLD WIDE WEB

in my dream I was about to try a new gummy candy called Juicy Jesters and then the baby woke me up. Last fucking straw

here's a real quote from Mitchell Robinson describing the truck nuts on the back of his pickup: "They were silver. I had to spray them black to match the driver."

oh no! my gut health!!!

Hi! - Seth R

happy 40th birthday to all the point guards on the 2015-2016 dallas mavericks

the Knicks not drafting Mikal Bridges made me so angry I had to stop and reassess my relationship with sports fandom so this is a big moment for your boy

you guys ever put one Croc in sport mode and do donuts

is this not tampering

this is good-ass hoops writing

Angel Reese has genius in her fingertips: defector.com/angel-reese-...

Angel Reese Has Genius In Her Fingertips | Defectordefector.com Reese can scrape the basketball back to herself with what seems like a sliver of her nail. Her best boards find her bending backward mid-air, like a wide receiver hauling in a touchdown pass at its hi...

i used to encounter a lot of "rain sticks." maybe 4-6 per year. now hardly any. less than one per decade, perhaps. i don't need to graph this info for you to understand this is a concerning trend vis a vis rain sticks

i loved Challengers!!!! what a movie!!

dog food migas

picked up a kids basketball hoop on this street corner. I feel this bodes well for my son’s prospects

well, man, that's really fucking bad www.reuters.com/investigates...

Pentagon ran secret anti-vax campaign to incite fear of China vaccineswww.reuters.com The covert effort began under Trump and continued into Biden’s presidency, Reuters found. Health experts say it endangered lives for possible geopolitical gain.

i would never claim the Celtics' championship is illegitimate or anything like that, I would simply insist the Celtics do not exist. there is no such NBA franchise

baby lean (breast milk + infants Motrin)

there used to be a lot of strawberry-banana flavored stuff. I miss that

tennis is special because it gives you such straightforward rooting interests like sweet strapping power baby vs big violent dick goblin

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Here's my new project (in collaboration with @martinrickman.bsky.social), a writing series that will (mostly) be about sports called Assigned. assigned.substack.com/p/welcome-to...

Assigned | Ryan Nanni | Substackassigned.substack.com A reader-guided series of columns (usually about sports, but not always), where the audience serves as my assigning editor. Click to read Assigned, by Ryan Nanni, a Substack publication.

apropos of nothing, remember when Stephen Jackson hurt his ankle during a Knicks-Spurs game, and Michael Bloomberg went to the press to take responsibility for the injury nypost.com/2013/01/08/b...

Bloomberg says he ‘pushed’ Spurs' Jackson during Knicks gamenypost.com Just call him the Knicks’ sixth man. Mayor Bloomberg put a full-court press on Spurs forward Stephen Jackson before the player left a Knicks game Thursday with a sprained ankle. The Knicks ended up...

five years ago today, we walked out. Five years ago tomorrow, we got a deal www.cnn.com/2019/06/06/m...

Some Vox Media websites go dark as hundreds of employees stage walkout to demand union deal | CNN Businesswww.cnn.com More than 300 Vox Media employees staged a walkout on Thursday as staffers and management failed to come to an agreement for a union contract after more than a year of negotiations.

eating cashews with a heating pad wrapped around my neck