THE MARTIAN, except Matt Damon plays some junior tech bro using a Martian WeWork space who gets left on Mars when his Orbital Cybertruck takes off without him, and he can’t grow potatoes because he doesn’t know how to do anything except AI prompts; he dies rage-tweeting into the blackness of space
It’s not that he doesn’t know HOW to grow potatoes, it’s that all agriculture on Mars has DRM, and he doesn’t have the correct license key (his firm was unable to afford “Ag Worker” access permissions for everyone). Thus, the potatoes never sprout.
