Shrew: Ok I'm simply going to have to insist on silly little jokes. I cannot go without them or I get dangerous psychological vitamin deficiency. emotional scurvy! And like real scurvy it can be prevented by completely empty calories provided they have some zing

Ok I'm simply going to have to insist on silly little jokes. I cannot go without them or I get dangerous psychological vitamin deficiency. emotional scurvy! And like real scurvy it can be prevented by completely empty calories provided they have some zing

we can move our ridiculous discussion about casting Pride and Prejudice and Muppets to the skyline

No no youve already completed all the casting and made it quite clear you disagree with me about everything except that Lydia is played by Animal

you were also right about Miss Piggy

I kinda need to see the full cast list

we need help on this

shrew’s useless. she keeps obsessing with how many nipples each muppet has, and can we see the nipples or not

why did the cat get a ticket?

I don't know why TELL ME

because he didn’t have a purr-mitt!

Cats are so blasé about health and safety smh

😂

Go for it, Shrew--your audience is ready. Are you asking for an audience or for jokes?

Either? Both? It's riffing time

Ok, so two cows are standing in a field, eating, chewing their cuds, talking. One says to the other, "hey, are you worried about this mad cow thing?" The second cow swallows and says, "nah, it can't affect me--I'm a helicopter!"

Loll

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