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Steven W Skinner
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Eucalyptus are the only plants named after what they would say if pruned
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Steven W Skinner
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America has a bit of a foot fetish, it’s why they haven’t adopted the metric system
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Steven W Skinner
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I never liked my index and middle fingers but I’ve made peace with it
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Steven W Skinner
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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
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Steven W Skinner
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The band I’m in with my painter friends is getting better because we Benjamin Moore
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Steven W Skinner
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I try to avoid cavity searches, …I just don’t have it in me
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Steven W Skinner
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I fear this result may damage the Trump family reputation
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Steven W Skinner
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Whoever thought of the idea of sunscreen- a little too on the nose
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Steven W Skinner
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Lights convicted of crimes are sent to prism
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Steven W Skinner
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“Ah, Chicken Soup, …again” - The Soul
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Steven W Skinner
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Canapés are the appropriate item to order when you’re broke
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Steven W Skinner
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The name Marathon really stuck for the long run
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Steven W Skinner
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I'm alone in a DM room and I just chat myself
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Steven W Skinner
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I’m just a regular hot bun…until you cross me
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Steven W Skinner
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My mom says if I make a common return path for an electrical current I’m grounded
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Steven W Skinner
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BONO: 🎶 You give yourself away 🎶 DAUGHTER: Dad wha- B:🎶 You give yourself away 🎶 D: But it's my weddi- B:🎶and u giiiive🎶 D:*sobbing*
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Steven W Skinner
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Kidney stones? Hard pass
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Whenever I'm at a salad bar, I always head straight for the caesarean section
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Steven W Skinner
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Got mad at the artist who painted my portrait and that’s not like me
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Steven W Skinner
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The Earth is the best planet in the world
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Steven W Skinner
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[Scrooge opens window] "YOU THERE, Boy! What day is it?" Boy:
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Steven W Skinner
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My tennis coach says I have a bad serve but who’s fault is that
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Steven W Skinner
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You must be delusional if you work for an airline because …delusional the luggage!
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Steven W Skinner
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I try to avoid cavity searches- I just don’t have it in me
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Steven W Skinner
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My dermatologist sounds extremely paranoid- they keep insisting there’s a mole
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Steven W Skinner
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Non-eclipse days are boring as hell
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The Moon didn’t just happen overnight
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Steven W Skinner
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I’ll bet you any money you’re mispronouncing anemone
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Every month should have a Fool’s day
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Easter Island must be absolutely insane today
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