SLURPBERG: UNDEFEATED

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SLURPBERG: UNDEFEATED

@slurpman.bsky.social

the most evil jew in chicago
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not sure a white woman is best suited to be racevestigating this relentlessly
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it looks like shes stopped doing the bit for good flawless slurp victory
hours later dropping the dril bit to Address The Allegations.... this is why they call me undefeated slurp
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Oh my god, Joe Biden just killed himself.
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YOU THERE, CITIZEN! DID YOU JUST FALL FROM A COCONUT TREE?
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i will NEVER apologize for existing in the context of everything that came before me
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KAMALA! KAMALA! KAMALA! KAMALA!
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khive and online communists uniting against biden
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logging off to avoid the supreme court
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its just getting started baby boy
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sorry im self consciously evil 😈
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i cant believe some of you doubted the all seeing gaze of slurpberg
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another day volunteering at the dril (wint) museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can steal his bit. buddy, they wont even let me steal it
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the giant space between words is a metaphor for how there isnt any funny
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this site will never beat the terminally unfunny allegations
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bsky accounts when their friend is accused of sexual assault: 🥺🥺🥺 bsky accounts when you say their bit isnt funny: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole
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hours later dropping the dril bit to Address The Allegations.... this is why they call me undefeated slurp
you're not dril, stop spelling shit wrong intentionally you look like an asshole
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today's target unfollowed and yelled at me for going after truck chris lol
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logging onto bluesky to see posts from the best accounts online: @wokeRaper @cookiepest @DiscountDrilbit @EpicWifeAbandoner @truckchris
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i'm moving different. this shit aint nothing to me man, i'm a dog
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why would anyone say anything but positive things about slurpberg ?
it was over for jake the second slurps cast his eye on him , say what you will but he's a harbinger of misfortune
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hmmmm today i will fight slurp (clueless)