Sinclair DeLaubenfels

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Sinclair DeLaubenfels

@snickyfritz.bsky.social

#NOLATwitter. “Snickyfritz” is a family nickname – a loose translation of “jumping jacks” in German. I'm also descended from one of the Brides of la Baleine, which is like the Mayflower but filled with mostly French sex workers.
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New bathing suit. It's either too small or is doing that inner compression stuff.
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It's odd how Trump holds his body and head in front of a microphone. There's analysis of Paul Gosar’s head movements as indicative of Parkinson’s or Huntington’s -- I’m not saying Trump has that, but why doesn’t anyone talk about how bizarre the orientation of his body and neck is? Have I missed it?
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"Challengers" has so effectively rewired my brain that I'll want to fuck you if you even remotely resemble Josh O'Connor ... who played Prince Charles. Ick. How attraction works is amazing!
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I wore a hat and it didn't look that stupid.
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Can we also get the Northern Lights tonight? No?
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I wonder if Matt LaFleur will apologize to Mike McCarthy or if that's just a Dennis Allen thing.
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I thought 🫂 was a blue heart emerging from a movie camera. I was so confused! It’s this!!! emojipedia.org/people-hugging
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The 2023 Carnival season has begun! A short one this year, only 38 days. (Next year's will go into March!) Have the king cake. Prep your costume and signs. Start walking to get them legs ready for all the standing they gonna be doing. #HappyCarnival
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OK I need to talk about The Iron Claw. My brother is on the other site and hasn’t seen it yet. 1/
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This is my favorite skeet to date.
IN THE LAND OF CHIMPANZEES I WAS A MONKEY
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I made a rum cake just now – it was the recipe my mom and grandma were most famous for. The holidays are so hard for me. My mom died July 2005, then Katrina came. Sometimes, if I make recipes like rum cake, shrimp dip or oyster patties, I can kinda pretend that things are the way they were.
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The scariest anti-drug story of all time. Imagine being charged with 83 counts of attempted murder. www.nytimes.com/2023/11/10/u...
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My best friend from ages 16-22 died Sept. 29 and no one told me. I’m shocked and I can’t process.
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I think the new Beatles song is gorgeous and poignant.
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I’ve been in Louisiana for 24 hours. I’ve ate boudin twice, purchased 10lbs of locally smoked sausage & 5lbs of boudin, & introduced my nephew to boudin egg rolls. Also been to a cemetery where the family name is spelled 7 different ways & found out my great aunt was a half-sister. I’ve missed LA.
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My god I feel seen. 🤣 If you want to know what my home life was like, ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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What weird thing are you afraid of? I’m scared of those giant American flags at car dealers alongside interstates. I have this irrational fear that the flag will come loose and cover my car and I’ll be trapped.
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Autocorrect I’m begging you. People don’t say hee as much as you think they do.
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Olin Parker says to vote yes on the school millage renewal and he's a good dude. It is not a new tax. And uh, since I know of a NOPS that has to put buckets in the hallways when it rains, if we can fix that, that'd be great.
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Getting mad all over again that the SECOND recipe in Gordon Ramsay's Master Class, "Elevated Scrambled Eggs," calls for 5 sea urchin tongues, since that would be so easy for someone who wanted to take a master class in cooking to find, buy (they're expensive af), handle or eat. Ridiculous elitism.
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Why is it impossible to buy artificial pumpkins larger than seven or nine inches?
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Watched Bottoms last night and was so disappointed. As a Heathers superfan I'm all about the absurdity, but it swung far too awkwardly between the batshit stuff and reality. It just goes off the rails after the pep rally, with far too many creative liberties that came off like bad dreams.
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Gorgeous night at the Tulane game but the stadium is definitely not full.
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Elevators in Ochsner’s doctor’s office wing no longer have buttons — you select your floor from a touchscreen before you get in. Guess you’d better not change your mind once you’re in one.
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My son just told me the entire plot of the movie Don’t Worry Darling, and at least the way he tells it, 75% of it sounds identical to the plot of the Barbie movie … with maybe some Severance and Revolutionary Road thrown in …?? Am I right?
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I have five invite codes and I can’t give them away on Twitter! LMK if you know someone from New Orleans who needs one.