Steve Brooks

"I can't help feeling there's something missing." The male stripper. (With a bit of luck it will surprisingly turn out to be Rex on his side side side hustle.) #thearchers

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Steve Brooks

Fallon, you should have told Nocasha to shove it when she took over the tea room in the first place #TheArchers

Stella would like a display of agricultural equipment. Or actual hens. #thearchers

Oh, well played Ruth. Blabber mouth #thearchers

Pull it off? Like a sticking plaster, Pip. Just rip. #thearchers

I expect Tracy and Susan will pick all the ingredients Milo identified in this preparation yesterday. #thearchers

Character 1: I've got something really important to talk to you about. Character 2: I'm going to witter on about something trivial or find some other way to shut you up. Again and again. #thearchers

"You don't need to protect me." I think she probably does. #thearchers

Lily knows about snide. In fact, she's an expert. #thearchers

Neil vs Milo. Celebrity death match. #thearchers

Neil sounds bowled over by parsnip soup. NOT. #thearchers

Oh dear. Turning up at her place of work is really not okay. #thearchers

"I thought you needed space..." The final frontier. #thearchers