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the Day of Reckoning is almost here (my court date)
i would like to request a Not Guilty verdict since he’s a Nazi & i am not so idk. pretty clear cut
if you've got a lawyer, like, go for a self-defense argument. "the presence of a nazi, which wants to murder me, is a clear threat to my existence and i reacted as such"
hawaii isn’t a very self-defense friendly state :((
stovey if they throw you into the slammer is it ok if we get a bsky gang together to break you out. they can't stop all of us...
can’t stop all of US! AHHHHH
area 51 but for a noble cause
All the anime weebs preparing to blast open the prison walls with a Kamehameha
open and shut imo. zoom me if you need me to testify in your defence. i can show the judge the your jazbot like count
imagining this happening in my head sounds funny af
“your honor, i’d like to call a character witness in my defence: !jazbot testify”
Your honor, he's just a little guy
entirely possible it was Stovey's birthday
is there a possibility your previous posts on here on the subject could be used against you?
