Politics is like riding a bus. You catch a bus that takes you close to where you want, then you switch busses for one that gets you closer. If you don't hop on the Biden bus youβll get pushed onto the Trump bus going 90 mph in the opposite direction and heading for a cliff.
I love how Mike Johnson has software on his phone to keep from doing porn but goes down to Mar-a-Lago to hatch plots with a convicted felon who fucked a stripper while his wife and newborn were at home.
Wondering if the Supreme Court will be leaving a flaming steamer on Americaβs doorstep before ringing the doorbell and running off for vacation this Friday.
On my flight back to DC both pilots are women which sparked a debate amongst our group about whether using the term βcockpit,β was appropriate. We decided to call it a βclitpit,β which also makes it hijack-proof since male hijackers would never be able to find it.
Age is the least interesting thing about Trump and the most interesting thing about Joe Biden. Now, if Biden raped some women, cheated on his taxes, caught 88 felonies indictments and was convicted of 34 of them, the media might not think Joeβs age was all that interesting.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural,
If the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.
[text from boyfriend]
BF: "I got hit by a car today. Paula brought me to the hospital and they're doing X-rays but so far I have some broken ribs, a broken arm, a fracture of the left leg and they may have to amputate my right foot."
Me: "Who's Paula?"
Muslims donβt recognize Jews as God's chosen people, Jews donβt recognize Jesus as the Messiah, Protestants donβt recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world, and Evangelicals donβt recognize each other at Hooters.
Jordan and Comer say Hunter Biden wasn't qualified to be on Burisma's board because he isn't an energy expert so can someone please tell me why Nikki Haley was on Boeing's board?
