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swirlOsquirrel

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Hollywoodland
Multimedia Designer • Writer • Painter

Manifesto: All that glitters, has a high refractive index. Now get thee down, and be thou funky.
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[holding punched eye] “FRUIT! Hawaiian fruit punch, you jerk. Not punch-punch! Yeesh. Get some therapy, already…”
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#DinnerAgenda: Grill the whole damn fish outdoors as God intended
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He’ll rest when he’s dead. For now, he’s got power pellets to eat, and ghosts to chomp.
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It’s his fault. He’s just so damn cute.
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Speaking of which, do yourself a favor and go watch (or re-watch) the HBO movie “Warm Springs”. Trust. It’s worth it.
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#RecommendedReading: “You Learn By Living” by Eleanor Roosevelt
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What. Did. I. Say. There it is👇🏻like clockwork.
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Enough voters would if the media ever bothers to give him credit for all this.
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The ways in which this will backfire on them… incalculable. Especially with millennials and Gen Z, who are in the DGAF Union from birth.
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Lesbian Farmers: “How is this news? Like, duh…”
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Watching #Fridays on @Tubi (it’s just as punk rock weird as I remember). Devo performed live on the show, and man, they had the most awesome rare guitars. cc: @weirdguita.rs
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How I picture your second most difficult aunt, whilst wearing her Sunday morning church finery.
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What has Biden done for America? Every single dot on this map, is an infrastructure improvement project, established by Biden: -Semiconductors & Electronics -EVs & Batteries -Clean Energy Manufacturing -Biomanufacturing -Heavy Industry -Clean Power -Climate Resilience -Roads & Transportation
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Gee, I wonder how this might have effected extreme weather conditions like the tornadoes that now rip across the middle of the country on the regular.
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Watching Fuggetaboudit (proper spelling) on Tubi, and enjoying the cartoon version of “My Blue Heaven”. Just wish they hadn’t sent the gangster to Canada. Because fuck Canada. Still need Operation Leafblower to deal with those sneaky, “polite” little bastards. They’re quiet. Too quiet.
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In other news, Phillip Michael Thomas comes pre-installed with his own afro-sheen rim light halo. You’ve been warned. Prepare yourself.
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Because purple trees are the best trees.
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Hand-drawn fashion art from René Gruau and vintage Lavoie The shear FABULOUS-NESS.
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Might be a rug made from moss, might be a Tribble habitat. You decide. Klingon lives depend upon your good judgment.
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Bunny Buddha enjoys a fashionable hat. Nora Ephron claimed hats were almost always a mistake, but Buddha Bunny is defiant in the face of this cynicism.
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I think the choice of hat is a bigger determining factor.
Could be into going on a quest if the coat is right.
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Also, please enjoy this family of sometimes upside-down porcupines.
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Evening, #ChairBluesky. Please reset your timelines with this Pierre Jeanneret Chandigarh armchair.
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In fairness, she shoulda known something was awry, when she got a load of this little mirrored decorative choice.