brian j. white: chuck is right — Subium • Bluesky web client

The nephew is currently devastated and his life is over he will never experience joy again because his father sent a text saying he was trying to buy him a piranha for his birthday and then sent a correction 3 min later that it was actually pinata

there was a brief moment of excitement that it was a godzillaesque piranha and then he discovered what a pinata was and the world has ended

wait wait wait where the fuck did this I don't care I know Uncle Shiv will get for me thing come from I am not getting you anything of the sort kid I enjoy living

bloody hell so this is my life now I am so gonna regret this aren't I

Shiv no

Shiv yes

chuck is right

thank you, broban

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