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Tammy Golden

@tammygolden.bsky.social

Writer, MST3K, Hanging With Doctor Z, former member of MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots. Have an #AccidentalPicard photo? I'll credit you!
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It's cool that the USPS now has D&D stamps but I'm mad that they didn't include my all-time fave monster, the Gelatinous Cube, because IT'S CUBE SHAPED. All they had to do was have an all-purple stamp. Work smarter, not harder, USPS!
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JD Vance says women should stay in abusive marriages so it makes sense that he's accepted a VP position from a guy who tried to have his last VP killed
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Augh, Tim Scott got married for NOTHING, y'all.
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If Trump wins, Kamala will give useful tips on eyeliner to incoming Vice President JD Vance but you KNOW if it was the other way around, Vance would NEVER do the same for Kamala.
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Timeline cleanser! Just heard a man say "I have to start from trash?" No notes. A proper malaprop.
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It would've been a lot funnier if it had happened in the middle of Fifth Avenue
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IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCES YOUR SHOES FLASH BEFORE YOUR EYES
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What if this affects his hearing and now he's going to talk even louder
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"let me get my shoes" is the new "this is going to ruin the tour"
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We're hearing some reporting from Trump's doctors -- "he's 6 foot, 3 inches and weighs 239 pounds!"
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merch featuring shrapnel from the bullet, but, you know, spray painted gold
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This is literally going to be the most photographed and videotaped assassination attempt in world history. The opposite of the Zapruder film.
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Okay but is Jodie Foster impressed
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Brewster McCloud is on #TCM later tonight, if you've never seen it. Shelly Duvall's intro to the world, and another wonderfully odd Bud Cort role. PLUS, a young René Auberjonois! And Sally Kellerman. Lotsa feathers in this film. A must-see, even if afterwards you're not quite sure what it is you saw
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Putting politics aside for a moment because this is very important: why isn't there a drive-thru fish & chips place
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I see London I see France Let's not vote for Shitzenpants
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I like the Bill Withers song "Lovely Day" but at the end, he sings the single note DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY for a minute straight. What a weird choice. The recording engineer must've been looking around, panicked, wondering if Withers was having a stroke.
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Just saw a preview for a Wolverine & Deadpool and there's a store in the background called "Liefeld's Just Feet." Yuuup I'm gonna enjoy that movie.
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Ladies! What's stopping you from dressing like this
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Guys that's not a coin near it, that's a manhole cover
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Forget about Barbenheimer. This is movie mashup we've been waiting for!
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hey trump chicago spa, you might wanna change the name of this service, in light of the Trump "Epstein's massage client" news, eh? Or not.
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hey @lastweektonight1.bsky.social remember when you bought ads on Fox in 2017 to have a cowboy explain AHCA? Please do so again but this time reveal the new Epstein flight logs and Trumps "massage appointments" that have just come to light, wouldja?
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Happy last-ever Independence Day folks!
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One of Project 2025's goals is to outlaw pornography, classify those who provide it as sex offenders (including librarians), and shut down companies that distribute it. Aw, this puts pressure on Mike Johnson's son to rat him out when he monitors his dad's porn, ripping his family apart!
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People are saying Biden should step down and Kamala should step in. But if you think he's gonna lose the ability to lead or die during his next term, you're gonna get Kamala anyway! So if you like Kamala, vote for Biden.
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I define summer as "A stretch of 3 months when there is never not an ant on me"
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There are multiple magazines dedicated to UK royalty so now that Trump is a monarch I'm launching Yankee King Magazine