“Hey man, what’s going on at the _____ site, this woman is calling me every day to fix menial network issues”
“Oh Timmy, you brought that on yourself”
“What?”
“Remember when you helped her fix the phones?”
“Did I do something wrong?”
“Apparently your tone and direct instruction… activated something”
I need y'all to come get your horny Carolina aunts, cause this is getting out of control. I'm gonna stop using this radio voice to say "what I need you to do is..." it's a Weird Al screech from here on out.
