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A debonair melancholic waiting at the bad news bus stop located in Utter Despair NJ
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 2 hr
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 11 hr
See You Next Wednesday! ARTHUR (1981, Steve Gordon)
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 2 days
Utter Despair NJ is proud to report that a local resident’s son, Whitney Alabaster, has won the NYC “Eating Pizza Without Getting Any Stains On a White Outfit” Competition. After intense microscopic analysis by judges, not one tomato/cheese speck was detected. Congrats!
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 3 days
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 3 days
* cough *
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 4 days
This was written in 2019 on Twitter.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 4 days
Photo soon to be adorning shirts and hats for $39.99 a pop. Is it online yet?
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 4 days
Thimble Theater patron The Gentleman of Leisure requested something sci-fi and scholastic. Could this fit the bill? Perhaps. It's a blind watch and looks suitably mindless. Somehow expecting a mullet and synthesized-tinged music score. #SummerCamp continues on. #MeetYaAtTheMallMatinee
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 4 days
THE FUTURIST!'s SUMMER INTERNS FILE # 5 - KEVIN “I know I know, I look like Tom Cruise. I can be ANY Cruise you want for any work assignment. Today, I’m THE FIRM Tom Cruise. I dressed the part and brought this brief case to seal the deal. I can get you coffee. VERY quickly. I run real fast."
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 6 days
A true original screen presence. Unforgettable. SHELLEY DUVALL (July 7, 1949 - July 11, 2024)
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 7 days
See You Next Wednesday! SILVERADO (1985, Lawrence Kasdan)
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 9 days
A group of Manhattan physicians consult each other on Matt Singer's latest gastro intestinal intake adventure. "Call Strinburg at The New England Journal of Medicine. STAT!"
Avatar Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 9 days
The time has come to eat all four Deadpool & Wolverine pizzas, including a pineapple and olive pie and a chimichanga pizza.
I Ate Four ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ DiGiorno Pizzasscreencrush.com Chimichanga Pizza? Pineapple and Olive Pizza? These ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ pizzas are wild.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 10 days
Current Mood After Seeing A QUIET PLACE: DAY ONE * sniffle *
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 10 days
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 11 days
1979 007 adventure screens in Thimble Theater tonight. Celebrating its 45th anniversary & the weekend it was #1 at the B.O. - Ludicrous villain plot included. Poison Earth's atmosphere & return as a Eugenics styled Noah & repopulate w/his master race & rule as an asexual God. #SummerCamp continues
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 11 days
The Mood After Seeing MAXXXINE
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 11 days
The Mood After Seeing HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA PART 1
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 12 days
The Rotting Piece of Orange Fruit knows NOTHING about Project 2025. NOTHING! Yet, he disagrees with SOME of the things they're saying. Huh?
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 13 days
Foot Fetish Theater’s Annual 4th of July production of ANKLE DOODLE DANDY will feature the sales staff at SCHLEPP SHOES this year. You can find all sizes and accessories at SCHLEPP (located at Main and Artery in Utter Despair NJ)
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 14 days
See You Next Wednesday! ROLLERCOASTER (1977, James Goldstone) Happy 4th of July!
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 15 days
Palming a payoff like a tip to a maitre d'.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 15 days
What does this have to do with his presidential superpowers? He did this before hand.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 16 days
"If The Founding Fathers came back now and saw what was happening to what they created, they'd never stop throwing up."
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 16 days
Happy Birthday, Doctor Detroit.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 16 days
@douglashardy.bsky.social @gayerthanthou.bsky.social
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 18 days
Thimble Theater is for Klinton Spilsbury Fans tonight. Hello? * echo * Hello? Anyway, Hi Yo, Financial Failure and Vaseline Covered Camera Lens Photography! #SummerCamp #SummerPulp
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 19 days
Scenes from Utter Despair NJ: New store opening at the strip mall on the border of Utter Despair and Upper Torso, NJ. Right next to Nietzche's Nosh & Nibble.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 20 days
Directed by another Allen.
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 21 days
See You Next Wednesday! STAIRCASE (1969, Stanley Donen)
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THE FUTURIST! @tfuturist.bsky.social · 22 days
Wonder if you bought the Cheerios with The Deputy Kit offer.