there's Iranian jokes about how dumb clergymen are - one visited a factory and saw a convoluted mass of pipes connecting two machines and asked why they didnt just use a straight pipe. "it's to cool the fluid first: they said. 1/
"oh, I see: said the mullah. Next Friday, he gives a sermon declaring "God is a wise creator for giving us convoluted guts you know, because otherwise hot tea would go straight down and scald our arseholes all the time."
That's what this gag reminds me of
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Oh, that is outstanding. I'm going to use that one, but substituting young-Earth creationist preachers in the US South. Hell, it's the exact same energy.
