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LOL at Lestat saying millennials make terrible vampires. I don’t even need context to know he’s right about us. What millennial would want to live forever?? We are TIRED Look, the anxiety alone would take us out of the game before we even got started. No way am I paying rent for eternity 😤 These entitled millennial vampires could buy a victorian mansion ages ago if only they stopped spending money with vampire brunch I'm honestly surprised I have insurance at this point. Don't forget about the emo millennials who acted like Louie from the movie version. Trying to keep me on the hook for my school loans for all eternity? Watch streak into the sunlight. 
