TheJizel

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Anybody using IDX to code on an iPad? Seems pretty solid, but also potentially very limited.

Is it me or do Bose products simply refuse to charge past 90%?

I’m watching a replay of the 2011 Dunk Contest on NBA TV right now & that dunk by Serge Ibaka where he snatches the kid’s toy off the rim with his mouth while completing the dunk all in a single attempt doesn’t get talked about enough. One of the top 5 underrated dunks in the history of the contest.

What - and I cannot stress this enough - the FUCK did I just read?

This sounds…awful

Major League Baseball history was made when the Colorado Rockies beat the Washington Nationals with the first walk-off pitch clock violation.

History made as Colorado Rockies win with first walk-off pitch clock violation | CNNwww.cnn.com Major League Baseball history was made on Saturday when the Colorado Rockies beat the Washington Nationals with the first walk-off pitch clock violation.

Gonna be totally honest: Deadlock looks like dogshit

Ok, hear me out: Rock candy, but it's Ricola flavor.

Important life update

Grimace threw a better ceremonial first pitch than 50 Cent. I’m dead. 💀

Every social media app should have this.

In the latest app update, we added the ability to temporarily deactivate your account. This will hide your profile and posts but keep your handle reserved. Take a breather for as long as you need to! Read more about how account deactivation works on Bluesky: 🧵 /1

Anybody else get the speedrunner achievement in Balatro with the erratic deck on green stake? Or am I just a madman? lol

New Balatro patch finally dropped on Xbox. Pray for me, lol.

Obligatory #FirstWorldProblem acknowledgment, but it cannot be understated how the iPad Pro will ruin your tech expectations after using it. The thing is so ridiculously slim that it makes my iPhone feel bulky & fat by comparison. Now I have to wait 1.5 years to get that slimness in a phone upgrade.

Good news: It's out today Bad news: Only 2 new songs, lol

Alright, who has the scoop on when that new Kiesza EP is dropping? I need that shit now.

Starting a Balatro run at 3 AM has to be one of the top 10 worst ideas ever, lol

Possibly a hot take, but I don’t understand why NBA teams shrink their rotations so much in the playoffs. I understand playing only your best 9-10 guys, but having most of your starters play 38+ minutes seems counterintuitive to me when they’re not used to that type of load or cadence all season.

I thought this app was called BLUE sky Couldn’t tell by my feed tonight, lol

Whoever invented PHP, yeah...fuck you, lol

If the Bruins win the Stanley Cup, I will buy a Pastrňák jersey.

I have a sick feeling that the Celtics are going to cost themselves a championship because of Jaylen Brown's free throw shooting.

Legalizing sports betting was such a mistake.

Anybody else put an album on shuffle but keep hitting the shuffle button until they get the song they want to listen to first? No? Just me? lol

The depressing life of a unit test writer, lol

Is there a more iconic sampler CD than the Newbury Comics A Wicked Good Sampler Volume Two?

$50K for a verse, no album out

Praying for this yearly fee for Twitter story to be true because it will absolutely be their downfall 🙏

If there was a Venn diagram of people who play Balatro and AFK Journey, I might be the only one in the middle, lol

Refs clearly weren't in a hurry to get that Celtics-Bucks game over. Nooooo, not at all, lmao.

Aged like fine wine, lol

Signing Trevor Story was a mistake. #RedSox