Thembo

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Free Bill Kezos

Columbus was such a dickhole that when a sailor on his ship was first to see land, which was meant to earn a significant financial reward, Columbus lied and said he himself actually saw it the day before and just didn't say anything. And it Worked! He got the reward!!!

I've seen a lot of people saying that asking Biden to step aside is either Racist or Sexist. That's ridiculous. It's actually both.

Reporter: people watching right now are worried about you continuing, your thoughts? Biden: *after 11 minutes of unintelligible rambling* CHILDREN A BULLET

It's a little ableist to be poking so many holes in the words of a man brave enough to hold a press conference while having 38 consecutive strokes

Demisexual? Yeah after seeing her in Charlie's Angel's 2 I guess so was I!

Just spent 20 minutes explaining Wyatt family lore to a gorgeous person at a bar can we get F's in chat

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Cockheed Fartin’.

Oh so I guess we're being bigots against defense contractors again now

Kitten what did we say about talking while daddy is doing intellectual combat on bluesky

THEY PUT PRONOUNS IN DRAGON AGE AND ME FECKIN DICK FELL OFF!!!

In 10 years guys will cum like new years confetti poppers bc microplastics

It's still early enough that we could, with reasonable certainty, identify the very first unsolicited creepy DM sent on here.

What I like about bluesky is its more relaxing because there's no cliques or drama and everyone gets along

Something strange and different has arrived on my (free) Substack. We'll be back to the Conspiracy Iceberg soon, but today is a Dispatch from the Fringe.

Dispatches from the Fringechasingshadowschronicle.substack.com (Editor’s note: by way of a byzantine series of puzzles, coded messages, and dead-drops, I have come into possession of the writings of one “Morgan Monroe”. I will be presenting these communiques as a...

Does this app know about Peterson's bizarre grudge with him

Pounding three Red Bulls in the parking lot before putting "The Touch"(Stan Bush 1986) on repeat and ripping this FiveGuys a new asshole.

If you pee a little while it happens is it a lemon cream pie

Just finished a sentence with "...and so they're transvestigating Aphrodite" while talking to a normal person IRL and I could see 3 years drain off their life

Maybe women are choosing the bear because the bear doesn't have a Twitter Likes tab full of underdressed anime children and hitler speeches you crusty chodes

I will- sir, SIR, let me [indecipherable] I am a God damned American sir -I said get your dirty hands off- and I will pronounce Doing like Boing in this and [shuffling, shouting] -this and any Red Lobster from sea to shining sea

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Undeniably, this image rocks. I’m removing the bullshit now to repost. Shoutout @thembo.bsky.social !

Just talked about starscream and megatron at the bar for 20 minutes again 😩

What gender of Bucked Up Energy are you

Blocked me immediately but this is the post I was quoting. Hundreds of followers, btw.

It's really great that you're saying this stuff with a trans flag in your name, this is definitely going to help. Fuck off as hard as you can.