DrunkGrunkle 🎸 Stones Arc: Considering making a uterus-shaped piñata, filled with pain killers, and having a menopause party. I really just want to want to smash something to pieces and take pain killers.

Considering making a uterus-shaped piñata, filled with pain killers, and having a menopause party. I really just want to want to smash something to pieces and take pain killers.

Ha! When my friend had a hysterectomy she had a going away party and we smacked a uterus pinata. It was great. I'm going to see if I can find a pic.

We hit the angry uterus and she got to keep the lil happy one as souvenir.

“I really just want to want to smash something to pieces and take pain killers” is the entire first chapter of my autobiography.

You have my blessing to take it verbatim. I'd read that so hard

OMFG CAN I STEAL THIS IDEA PLZ

Please do! I think it would be fun if it was also filled with red holi powder so it can have a proper explosion

I think I’ll just fill mine with those wee bottles of liquor they have behind the counter

mmmmmmm best idea this is a grown up piñata

please invite me. i'm so on board. and need to hit things and have painkillers.

absolutely, you can haz you own special bat

i'm gonna write GENDER on it before i start hitting the uterus

Menopause is awful. 😢 the hot flashes. 🥵

I'm currently going through the nightsweats really bad.

😞 look on Amazon for a cold blanket. Life saver.

I have those! Weighted cooling blankets, but I am sadly sweating under those :(

Ugh. 😣

I even have a bed cooler. My body is aggressively sweating. I have to increase my hydration to cope with it

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