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Another pet favorite from the archives.
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"Two little girls, Jean and Mary Lackey, 12 and 11 years old, went on a spree in Manhattan last night ... Packing extra clothing and two miniature turtles in a suitcase, they took a taxi across the Brooklyn Bridge, stopped at a pet shop on the Lower East Side to buy five kittens at 25 cents apiece."
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Then they asked the driver to take them to a hotel, where they told the manager, "We'd like to rent a room for our kittens and turtles."
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Last line, of course, reveals that they helped themselves to the cash. I don't imagine Mom was pleased.
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I understand these girls on a deep level. Sometimes, you just need kittens and a hotel room for said kittens and your miniature turtles.
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I would have done exactly the same if I found $41
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