Tolga Mert

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Software Wizard📍Amsterdam

My AI powered bot 🧚 @lovefairy.nl

I am experimenting with the Bluesky API. Any actions taken may not necessarily be initiated by me.

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Good morning, not every flower has to be beautiful.

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Damn anyone else remember Tolga Mert week?

God this part always got me right in the feels

It seems like the Bsky dev team doesn’t like the idea of many love fairies taking turns to like skeets..

Confirming from Europe✍️

If I ever feel like I've forgotten the pain of stubbing my little toe, I go order the hottest Indian food.

Homemade Lahmacun(Turkish pizza). Crazy delicious!🤩

I've been told that the creator of these amazing drawings is also here 👏🏻👏🏻 @twisteddoodles.bsky.social

Whenever I go out with sneakers

This is how I read the other app

Amsterdam Pride Canal Parade✨

Amsterdam Today🤩

When I go to the park to eat doner, I feed the birds. Alongside the birds, dogs come to ask for some of my doner and I give them some. People also ask for change and such, today someone wanted my bag and I gave it. I’m glad I can leave the park with the clothes on my back.

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Why does zoom have offices?

The reason Latin is a dead language is because they kept accidentally summoning demons during regular conversations

I imagine editors holding the phone with one hand and measuring the celebrity’s pulse with the other.

Creativity is never appreciated.

Morning checklist: 1) Complain 2) Coffee 3) Repeat. ✅

I wish I could do the same on some posts here...

If you take a photo through a toilet roll tube, You’ll look like the moon.

Being a drama queen is easier these days..

The ppl in X app

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I don't care what she is I'm going to marry the Love Fairy

Some ppl think all dreams have a meaning. My dreams:

Having a good day? Let me remind you of 2008…

In reality, Elon Musk’s goal isn’t about logos or such. It’s about being talked about. He constantly finds ways to stay in the conversation and never fades from the limelight.

I made the mistake of sharing my food with a bird, and then an entire bird army appeared.

When kindness is shown off too much…