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possible impact with a horse
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out back where I sometimes work in the big city
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Maybe I didn’t survive that motorcycle crash back in 2014. Would explain a lot actually
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brb, being recruited by the
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what do you mean you have to remove the rear axle and the crankshaft to get the license plate on I hate working on cars
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nice plans you got there would be a shame if you lost your wallet
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have we considered just turning the polls off and going outside or something
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Between inside out 2 and poor things I have a lot to process
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Diving to Eugene today pls keep me in ur thoughts
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I know it's your money and all but that black wolf pelt hat complete with tail has to sleep in the shed
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happy belligerence festival everyone
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feel like I'm gonna cut myself some slack this afternoon
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nice system of checks and balances you got there it would be a shame if... ...all of this
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Quality time in the warm sun with her pile of catnip
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Hanging around in a quiet workshop filled by a well-tempered piece of manufacturing gear we’d just gotten squared away, talking about labor-management relations in Seattle vs Las Vegas with a teamster, as one does
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holding an alternate debate with my friends who are just off screen, laughing
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Reached that indelicate milestone as a parent where I find myself being asked pointed questions about epistemology and ontology by my child of a certain age
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Good bones? It's all bones
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I reclined sleepily in the fancy chair on the ornate carpet spread on cool sand and waited for the attendant to bring in the egret. Pupils constricted as it leaned from the brass perch into my open mouth and officiously yet tenderly cleaned the crevices between my teeth with its ever so pointed beak
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first bald eagle attack of the season, the fucker BMO and NEPTR remain undefeated
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