✅️ Far-right Dutch gov't collapsing before it even gets going
✅️ Tories absolutely dumpstered in Britain
☑️ Trump's poor health finally catches up with him
C'mon fate I'm not asking for much but that'd really make my night
Hopefully in some spectacularly undignified manner, like suffocating in a sand trap, choking to death on an overcooked steak, or aspirating the biggest piece of chocolate cake into his lungs.
I've got my fingers crossed for "shark attack", personally. It's the death he's most afraid of, and the subsequent conspiracy theories about woke Democrat attack sharks will be deliciously stupid.
