Ellie: This country needs a new set of Pokemon starters. It'll fix democracy or whatever

This country needs a new set of Pokemon starters. It'll fix democracy or whatever

pokemon go to the po- *yanked off stage by an oversized cane*

I wish Charmander was real so he could flamethrower the Clintons

Here are some Pokémon I made from common household animals and items: Coolubrid - it’s a king snake with sunglasses El dragón - a bearded dragon with a Salvador Dali mustache made from construction paper Fluffbutt - literally just my dog right after he’s had a bath

Perfect, zero notes, chat g p t could never

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