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It is the law to tell your cat “BIG STRETCH” when they take a big stretch.
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dogs too, I did some time for this
The dog just did a big stretch and I didn't notice until she was done so I failed to say "biiiiiig stretch!" to her am I going to jail
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how is the food in the pokey
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Wasn't bad. Ordered in a few nights a week.
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Absolutely, but every time I do so, I remember the time I told a receptionist BIG STRETCH when I caught her stretching. Try to keep it to cats.
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My personal favorite is OH, SO *LONG!!* but I would never admit that publicly