twist: — Subium • Bluesky web client

Pretty sure this is the comic that made me say, "Oh I gotta see more" and clicked Follow

No. The answer is always no. "Would you like some garbage?" No.

I would more than love to say no, But I am sadly Black in a red state so the police force here are literally the KKK

A bit.

it was embarrassing how long i had to think when i was asked if i had a rewards card today

And then they bring it out on a forklift and all you bought was some ice cream and nail clippers.

Ah yes, the CVS pharmacy receipt

When you relapse on your receipt addiction🥺

Think of it this way, now you have an alibi with a time stamp in official writing!

That last panel is so perfect LMAO

litle scroll

The reminder of your sins(?)

This happens to me all of the time.

often, yes.

REAL

just add it to that one stack of receipts, put the paper clip back on, and put it back in the drawer

Mine go in the ass-pocket until the stack is too big, then into a ziplock bag, then into a box. I have a copy of every receipt I've gotten for the past 12 years in almost chronological order. 90% of them are probably faded. Looked at old ones < 30 times, maybe. I might be some kind of hoarder. :\

I used to keep my receipts over the course of a whole year, then throw them away in January. Trying to get into the habit of only keeping the ones for major purchases.

I'm so full of receipts yum

Yeah...

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