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“OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
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@buerzl.bsky.social, wenn du auf den roten K(n)opf haust, aktivierst du den Snooze-Modus...
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There's a woodpecker that has taking a liking to the metal awnings above one my windows. Don't ask me why or how, but yeah. I've never related to a bird as much as I do this owl.
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Why = woodpecker males drum loudly to get females to come check them out and mate with them. Artificial materials like your awnings enhance their attractiveness by making the best/loudest noise . It is kind of like balding human males who get toupees to artificially enhance their attractiveness.
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Far be it from me to cock block a player, but I wish he would wait to start his game until like 10 am.
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"It's either that or porch thieves, pal. Your choice."
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