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I used to be somewhat relevant. Currently self-exiled to enjoy life.
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@chuckwendig.bsky.social can't help noticing that in my 2nd reading of Wanderers, Stover keeps stroking his beard when pissed. You have a beard... Am I on to something here? 🤔
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Note to self: Don't hold the phone as a front seat passenger. Phone gave me a shiner on my left eye when we got rear ended. Ricocheted right off the dashboard at 40kmph. Ouch.
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Sitting at the beach listening to the waves...with Iron Maiden playing softly in the background. Life is good.
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Just finished watching Civil War, great movie. Can see the seed of that being planted this November. #us
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#Israel really should reconsider attacking Lebanon. But...
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Someone told my wife, "You shouldn't let your husband wash the dishes, that's your job." Never seen a man so throughly demolished verbally. 10/10 would watch my badass wife do it again.
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Got evaced off a beach today due to a wildfire nearby that headed our way. 3 helicopters & 5 firefighting battalions have been at it for the past ~10 hours. What's sad is that it's a protected nesting ground for the sea turtles. 🥺 #wildfires #climatechange
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Watched a comedy reality show last night called, 'Presidential Debate'. 2 senile old fools insulting each other like playground kids to win leadership of a nation. Y'all need a real political system. #usa
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Why is anyone still surprised that a country with a history of #humanrights abuse since inception is still doing this? #Israel #Palestine #Gaza
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We always keep a pack of hotel style slippers by the door for people when they come over. No shoes allowed in my home, but no need to walk around barefoot either.
Americans are massive cultural weirdos for wearing dog-shit covered shoes inside the house. Most of the rest of the planet does not condone such nasty behavior.
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Just witnessed my brother-in-law get blown up by a mortar...and laughed my ass off. 10/10 would watch that movie again.
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Me standing reading some ancient gravestone. Random twat: Take off your hat. Me: What? Why? It's raining. Him: It's offensive to wear a hat in a cemetery. *looks around* Sir, I don't think the dead give a shit, kindly piss off.
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Stopped for a coffee in a hippie cafe in a village. So they asked for my name, probably the only customer in a 50km radius, but I gave them my name anyway. Then they asked what do I identify as. I stared blankly at the perky person poised with a Sharpie on my cup. "Tourist, I ID as a tourist."
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I went for a long hike today with the wife to heal after the loss of our baby girl. #nature #cats #hiking
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Pelusa has always been a special cat, she was meowing after people at a supermarket parking lot. Until my wife picked her up, put her in the cart seat & went shopping. Then brought her home. She was moody, a semi feral cat for life. 1/1
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I just got the call that my beautiful baby girl has passed in her sleep last night...I'm sorry I wasn't there for you chiquita amor. Te amo. Pelusa: 2015 - 2024 #cats #catsofbluesky
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Happy Flower Day! (I just made that up)
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@markhamill.bsky.social judging me silently at the pub...sorry man, force was weak with me tonight.
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Random stranger walking past: Nice hat! Me: Thanks, mate! Random stranger: I have a boyfriend! Me: Yay you, I'm married! What a coincidence eh? Random stranger: *confused* (No idea what's that got to do with my hat...) #peopleareweird
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Fancy meeting you here @rfkuang.bsky.social (epic book btw)