[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024]
Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system
online citizenry status, year 29: the thought of doing even one thing on the internet that isn’t either conducting a private conversation with a friend or purchasing a new bamboo blend memory foam pillow sickens me
