How wild is being under oath? You have to just keep answering questions and the second you say anything false whether it matters or not you’re a criminal
Lawyer: So you say you're an honest person?
You: Yes.
Lawyer: Didn't you get expelled from 5th grade for stealing lunch money?
You: uhhhh...
[your attorney is half-asleep]
Lawyer: WELL?!?! DIDN'T YOU?!?!
Judge: ANSWER THE QUESTION!
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Now your 5th grade milk scheme is on the record.
