Sure, coffee is great, but have you ever walked into your kitchen and caught a slight movement out of the corner of your eye and realized that your whole countertop compost bucket is crawling with larvae?
Texas, movies on the lawn. Bro walks up with foldable chair in a bag. Turns it upside down to shake the chair out and a dozen Texas size cockroaches spill out and run in every direction - people sitting on the ground scream and try to flee. Chaos.
