*flipping a baseball cap & a folding chair around backward in one fluid movement* You know who else makes the air stink of sulfur & the hearts of men fill up with fear? That's right, my close personal friend, Lucifer the Morningstar.
Personally for me it does not feel particularly like what Jesus would do to make an annual ritual out of creating the sound and fury that is countless people including children's very last sensory experience before being killed by someone else's government