Kristi Yamaguccimane

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when my fridge makes a weird ass spooky noise in the middle of the night:

I am joining the K-Hive and falling out of the coconut tree

what the Dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3am:

🚨Ian Miles Cheong has been executed by the Malaysian government at the order of Anwar Ibrahim for his continued online support of Israel’s offensive in the Gaza Strip. He was 36 years old.🚨

𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒞𝒶𝓅𝒾𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓂 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈

love it when a major outlet finally gets around to confirming what shitposters have been saying was obviously happening for months in between jokes about cum or Red Lobster’s all you can eat shrimp

happy pride month from @kraftfoods

he gonna leave jail like this

Lol

oh my god this is so fucking funny

Jesus that Young Sheldon ending was brutal

The IDF tanks have joined Hamas

studying theory

Pretending any of this started on October 7th is absolute horseshit. How much apartheid is a group of people supposed to tolerate. Fuck outta here.

Capitalism breeds innovation

LinkedIn is a mental disorder

Look, I think of myself as a principled man but I’ll forgive all of capitalisms sins for giving me Zero Sugar Ultra Fiesta Mango Monster Energy

I hate Disney Adults with the fire of a thousand suns

Do you know what you need to have said to get this group of people to be basically on the same side

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Kristi Yamaguccimane

Karma said:

Alex’s fans are cooking his ass for… *checks notes* …not liking Hitler.

The Bowling Alley when you get a strike: