My favorite part is how she doesn't even pretend the "lefty straight man" is a friend. It's just some guy—probably a barista or some employee at a media company—she cornered and then subjected to a deranged rant while he tried to escape.
"The impression given was that I was depraved to say such things aloud, and that he'd much prefer a seemly silence."
She's so close to getting it. SO CLOSE!
