i don't remember falling asleep last night but ever since i woke up i can't see myself in the mirror and every time i try to take a selfie it turns out like this
the legal immigration process should be showing up in your new home town and filling out a one-page form at the DMV so they know how to spell your name when they print your ID
interesting insights to be gleaned from which items haven't been added to the barcode scanner in my calorie tracking app. like hmm, not many health-conscious folks drinking monster nasty beast hard lemonade
there's a matte black cybertruck in my neighborhood and when it slides into my field of view from behind while i'm walking my dog and chokes out the scenery it occludes i feel like the visual processing core of my brain is actively experiencing tissue death. rolling cognitohazard
i guess i knew in theory there's just as much internal variation as there is external variation among people but i'm not comfortable with the idea that muscles are kind of just wired up however
