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You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!

*Married, 3 children, 1 made of metal 😂

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And breathe.

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. My main skills in life are ranting and scrolling. So far these have not translated into financial security.

Just wish it was a bit warmer!

Bloody winter has returned to Kent. I've had to crack out the woolies 😒

Aggie had to breathe in once or twice but she made it round 😃

Took the opportunity to check that the holes I've got are the holes I want 😂

By the light of then fire 🔥 *Demonic...but in a nice way 🙂😂

I am with my people 🙂

Night all. 🤗

Always account for the lowest possible denominator!

Night all 👋

Say what you see! 👀

Why is the cliff edge so tempting? 😳

It's hot up the downs 🥵

Since when do swans do sea swimming? * Since swans have holidays too 😂

🤔why isn't this my job?.

Tired as I was last night, I couldn't help but admire the show 🤩

So, in 45 minutes, give or take, I am 50 years old. Yes, 200 years ago, 100 even, I should have been dead, and yet her we are....with makeup and without makeup. * I'm shallow and needy 😂😂😂

What do people do on their birthdays anyway? * I've one coming and people keep asking and answers, I have none 😬

Post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends.

Post a picture from your camera roll of you with your best friends

Why don't all my meals look like this?🤨

In today's news.... Happy Sunday everyone. 👋

I really appreciate social media for the opportunity to brain dump and move on....in a good way 👍

No doubt about it, whatever it looks like, I'm a bit sad.

And so to sleep, to dream....that I don't have to get up for work again 😖 *The disappointment tomorrow morning will be palpable.

Little bit more end of day....

And so the day ends....

Had to wear sunnies and everything 😎