Wheatthins

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32, Skunk, Ohio cave dweller, shitposter, pornography connoisseur

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An accurate representation of the current Geo political situation

I regret nothinh

So I can finally smell again after being sick with a bad head cold over easter. While taking an especially disgusting morning poo I realized while cleaning up that "Jesus christ it smells awful in here, wait a sec... I CAN SMELL AGAIN OMFG!!!"

@snickersjaguar.bsky.social Why you creepin around AZ bro? www.fox10phoenix.com/news/latest-...

Latest jaguar spotted in southern Arizona is a new cat, officials saywww.fox10phoenix.com The Center for Biological Diversity says the jaguar was captured on a trail camera in December, making it the eighth jaguar documented in the Southwest in the past 30 years.

Anyone furries want to be ritually sacrificed at totality during the eclipse next month? I'm too squeamish to cut your heart out so were just going to slowly back over you with my Hyundai Elantra.

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Give yourself a little pat on the head for getting things done.

If you die in your fursuit, your reincarnate as your fursona.

Currently taking a fat shit to make room for thanksgiving dinner.

God I wanna be fucked in the ass right now

Yes its AI, but I couldnt help making my boi into a mormon missionary.

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Friday the 13th isn’t actually unlucky so if bad things happen to you today just remember you probably deserved it

It's come to my attention that I am now old because in my friend group, we share our blood test results after we go to the doctor.

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Why is it called creepypasta and not fettuccini afraido